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skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

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I think i’m becoming allergic to bananas?

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  • #my throat is itchy #i dont like this #what is with all these fruits tryin ta kill me
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fornaxed:

What if God created aliens after humans and he was like “alright this time dont fuck it up” and they didn’t and that’s why they have space ships and we have iggy azalea

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